China
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Amount of texts to »China« | 28, and there are 28 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
Average lenght of texts | 211 Characters |
Average Rating | 1.679 points, 6 Not rated texts |
First text | on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus about China |
Latest text | on Aug 1st 2021, 23:41:29 wrote Bürgerfried about China |
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on Jul 9th 2021, 22:10:00 wrote
on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
on Jul 9th 2021, 22:17:09 wrote |
Astronauts report that the Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Sorry, people.
Above the entrance to the Forbidden City that faces Tiananmen Square is a massive portrait of Mao Zedong. He's so huge that the wart on his chin is actually the houses a small collective that collects air pollution and packages it for sale to greedy American entreprenuers. The pollution, in powdered form, is sold as a flavoring.
»The Great Wall of China,« said Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space.«
»You always go on about space,« said Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.
»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here.«
I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
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