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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
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First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote Groggy groove about fridge |
Latest text | on May 5th 2003, 06:41:57 wrote Quincy about fridge |
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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
Does the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)
What's LSD made of anyway, and why did you expect to get it from a mouldy piece of bread?
If it was as easy as that, there'd be a lot of hallucinating rodents, and othe bugs out there, all off there nuts from food lost in dark places.
i once tried to make LSD by putting a piece of wheat bread under the fridge, allowing it to get moldy, and then eating the mold-- but it didn't work. at least not in the way that i'd planned.
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