| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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| Average lenght of texts
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130 Characters |
| Average Rating |
-1.487 points, 0 Not rated texts |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
Sunshine wrote on Feb 20th 2002, 18:32:40 about
wife
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I say I say I say
My wife went to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 18th 2001, 03:43:31 about
wife
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Wow, neat! Henny Youngman's classic one-liner...
Take my wife...please!
...is a complete joke in just four words.
Top that, will ya!
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Created on Mar 18th 2002, 17:04:14 by big g, contains 9 texts
waterfall
Created on Mar 2nd 2001, 06:18:06 by C^ari, contains 10 texts
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Created on May 6th 2000, 18:38:35 by wuzi, contains 30 texts
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Created on Feb 14th 2002, 22:36:44 by Lene, contains 15 texts
Langlauf
Created on Mar 22nd 2000, 21:24:45 by Walter, contains 19 texts
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Created on May 9th 2002, 22:37:51 by quimbo75@hotmail.com, contains 30 texts
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Created on Apr 26th 2022, 16:18:23 by Tom, contains 6 texts
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Created on Jan 13th 2020, 14:49:51 by PI der PIpimann, contains 2 texts
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