| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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130 Characters |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about
wife
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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.
Harold wrote on Jan 10th 2005, 15:19:06 about
wife
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My wife is my lifemate, my support and my companion. She is also the love of my life.
I'm very fortunate in her.
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Created on Nov 9th 2002, 03:28:04 by shortie, contains 8 texts
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Created on Mar 29th 2003, 18:07:06 by elfboi, contains 1 texts
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Created on Sep 11th 2001, 02:49:48 by darwin, contains 3 texts
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Gehege
Created on Mar 9th 2007, 15:04:22 by Rita, contains 6 texts
Stichwortbumerang
Created on Jun 22nd 2003, 03:32:22 by Bwana Honolulu, contains 10 texts
Turm
Created on Jul 4th 2000, 20:58:25 by falcon, contains 41 texts
attraktivität
Created on Dec 6th 2002, 08:23:39 by namensindschallundrauch@der-nachtmensch.de, contains 21 texts
Nebenerwerbstätigkeit
Created on Feb 7th 2001, 03:19:14 by Nils, contains 17 texts
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Created on Mar 6th 2015, 09:41:24 by Christine, contains 1 texts
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