Itch

an itch is eigthy percent of an intch,
or
an intch is twenty percent more than an inch
so
an itch and an inch are nearly the same
but
an inch sounds a little better
than
an itch
so
itch inches itches in Tschitsch
in the clitsch itsches the inches im clinch

the inches itsches im clinch in de Kitsch