| Amount of texts to »bite« | 19, and there are 19 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 152 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.211 points, 5 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 14th 2000, 07:25:16 wrote trish about bite |
| Latest text | on Nov 17th 2010, 12:44:06 wrote MM about bite |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
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on Apr 22nd 2000, 03:51:28 wrote
on Dec 1st 2000, 04:33:47 wrote
on Nov 17th 2010, 12:44:06 wrote |
Bites is what the bedbugs do
when you're all snuggled and sound
and you wake up with the scrathing fits
when no one is around
When I was in kindergarten, I had a habit of biting other kids if I got pissed off at them. After I had bitten several kids, the teacher told me that »Biters wet their pants,« Eager to test her hypothesis, and demonstrate my familiarity with the scientific method, I bit the boy next to me on the arm. I believe his name was Marshall, but that's not important. What was important was the fact that I did not wet my pants. I tried to convey this to her shortly afterwards, but she was too busy smacking my ass with a ping-pong paddle.
Why didn't I bite him? I sure felt like biting him. »We can't approve your loan,« he said. He was all over stripes (regimental, pin-, you know.) »The two of you don't make enough to live in [this town].«
My partner argued. I twisted my feet around in my shoes and scratched a scab on my arm and looked out the window. Thinking back now, I wish I had just bitten him and gotten out of there.
This fascination with things that are tiny. Bite-sized. Small cookies and small candy bars. Things that you bite. But are baby polar bears bite-sized, too? Except the other way around – tiny things that will bite you?
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