Amount of texts to »dog« 90, and there are 77 texts (85.56%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 138 Characters
Average Rating 2.856 points, 12 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 11th 2000, 21:30:45 wrote
snake about dog
Latest text on Mar 16th 2011, 07:53:32 wrote
stage about dog
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on Nov 15th 2007, 19:32:04 wrote
michelle about dog

on Nov 16th 2007, 20:22:32 wrote
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Texts to »Dog«

B.C. wrote on Jul 12th 2001, 21:04:08 about

dog

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Æsop. (Sixth century B.C.) Fables.
The Harvard Classics. 1909–14.

The Fox, the Cock, and the Dog


ONE moonlight night a Fox was prowling about a farmer’s hencoop, and saw a Cock roosting high up beyond his reach. “Good news, good news!” he cried.

Why, what is that?” said the Cock.

King Lion has declared a universal truce. No beast may hurt a bird henceforth, but all shall dwell together in brotherly friendship.”

Why, that is good news,” said the Cock; “and there I see some one coming, with whom we can share the good tidings.” And so saying he craned his neck forward and looked afar off.

What is it you see?” said the Fox.

It is only my masters Dog that is coming towards us. What, going so soon?” he continued, as the Fox began to turn away as soon as he had heard the news. “Will you not stop and congratulate the Dog on the reign of universal peace?”

I would gladly do so,” said the Fox, “but I fear he may not have heard of King Lions decree.”

CUNNING OFTEN OUTWITS ITSELF.”



steve wrote on Apr 19th 2000, 08:30:15 about

dog

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I once had a dog. He was a border collie named »Nip«. He loved to herd anything: sheep, cows, small children, you name it. Once he got bitten by a rattlesnake. His head swelled up like a football for a couple of days, but he was right as rain after that.

KD wrote on Apr 13th 2000, 17:16:43 about

dog

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Vidalia in his pocket, Frank Leigh Deary walks on down the Lost Highway. If the dust weren't so thick, he'd hum. But the Highway's full of dust today. His mother would have said, today is
dry as an old bone buried in the junkyard.
It is a dog day.

Frank Leigh Deary daydreams harmonicas, wiggles
his fingers over imagined gap-toothed instruments,
wishes for a partner with a ukelele.

rumpelstilz wrote on Apr 19th 2000, 13:27:24 about

dog

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If Man has benefited immeasurably by his association with the dog, what, you may ask, has the dog got out of it?

Well, I think he has had his fun, for he has been privileged to live with and study at close range the only creature with reason, the most unreasonable of creatures. The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the mor laughable of the two animals.

snake wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 21:30:45 about

dog

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One of the most interesting features in »Wallace & Gromit« is the special kind of understatement of Gromit, the dog. Nobody knows his genius at all. Even the music seems to believe this when playing the melody of »How much is that dog there in the window?«.

wakebob wrote on May 18th 2000, 14:57:40 about

dog

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A few nights ago wakefield and i saw a ghost dog.
I wouldn't have noticed him because it was dark and he was pretty still.
wakefield saw him and showed him to me.
He very calmy looked right into our souls.
Wakefield sat down and didn't make a sound.
The ghost dog was a beautiful male yellow cur.
After a short time he looked away and walked out of the yard.
Wakefield looked at me and we went home.

Josef wrote on May 4th 2000, 03:17:59 about

dog

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Are dog people inherently more selfish than cat people, craving constant attention and unquestioning love? Or is it, perhaps, the the other way around.

My particular unbiased opinion of the man on the street is that cats make me feel intelligent... superior. Not to mention relaxed and loved. But then again, love can be pretty selfish too... maybe the only truth is in being relaxed.

wakebob wrote on May 18th 2000, 23:32:55 about

dog

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it has been postured that perhaps dog domesticated man. early man might have followed packs of wolves hoping for meat left over from the kill. after being around dogs all my life and wolves in several instances, i believe that this theory is more plausible.

Mr. T wrote on Nov 15th 2004, 16:52:14 about

dog

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That bitch will eat a live dog like a Goddamned ear of corn!

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